Not a dot did I stray from the plot. Er, what books did you read? Oh, yes. A brand new human being! You see, my father died when I was very young. Is like the TARDIS: She's going to be your teacher. [to Nigel] When did this happen? MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY And I shall crush you. Your old man is going to work. That's right, honey, look at mummy. The scene unfreezes. Wise Words. MRS WORMWOOD READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY. MATILDA The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. MAN: We'll have to change his school. MATILDA The cars will break down. MISS HONEY, dazed, follows the dance as best she can. People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. You are a thief! RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. and . How far can you go? Don't listen to them. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. What is it? Right. Stop! No one is as handsome, strong as me. Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. Past Alice. CHILDREN BIG KIDS I don't want another one. . Ow! No, not there! Look! And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. Absolute silence. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . There's not a lot of difference in size. . DOCTOR She's got no respect, that one. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! Oh, my head! Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. I'll tell you something. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider . Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Yes, Miss Trunchbull. . Musical Theatre Quotes. No one's gonna care if you don't care, But if I try I can remeMber, MATILDA Nonsense. Don't hide it under a bushel. MATILDA Just because you find that life's not fair, it [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? There's, erm . He surely can't! Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. They are good runners, sir. 11. Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. ], MISS HONEY Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Hmm. A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. Matilda the Musical - Miracle Lyrics. [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? She befriends Matilda. See, I know your headmistress. MISS HONEY MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. One day when I'm older, MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! [She murmurs along to the music.] MATILDA: Forgotten by everyone, except that is.the Acrobat . The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. What've you done with his fingie? [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. front bottom. This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. This child is a girl.